Are there skeletons in your closet?

What the skeletons in your closet do when you're not home. 

That would scare me.  Imagine, opening your closet and whamm-o - a skeleton jumps out and says BOO. Just like that. Full of excitement.  After all, he's never ever heard the term/phrase skeletons in your closet before. It's such a fresh new idea! Mish, where for out thou mish!  So I must say this:


Reasons to have a skeleton friend:

1 - He's funny
2 - Why is he a he? i mean, how can ya tell?
3 - oh don't be silly.
4 - He doesn't say much.
5 - Why not?
6 - I really don't know.
7 - Maybe he's shy?
8 - Maybe his momma didn't teach him many words?
9 - Yeah, like all he knows to say is the words to the song, "Hello my baby, hello my darling..."
10 - I love the Michigan J. Frog.
11 - I miss him, actually.
12 - ACTUALLY.....we were talking about CAL.
13 - Who's Cal???
14 - oh come on!!! He's the skeleton, ya dummy!!
15 - Hey, I'm not a dummy, ya mummy.
16 - Maybe Cal is your mummy's dummy?
17 - Don't be calling my mummy dummy.
18 - I didn't.
19 - How could I, I don't have her number. 
20 - HAHAHAHAHA MISH!
21 - Not very funny, this I know. However, it's still early.
22 - Just wait til you hear Cal sing! Figggggarrrooo
23 - oh wait....that, that was me.
24 - blushing...