Them Bones, Them Bones

Nothing like a cold Pepsi, good friends, and a cozy blanket to brighten your day!

Cal Bones.  bum bum
Cal Bones. Bum bum
Do you know Cal Bones?
You should.
You should.

Do you like Cal Bones?
Do you like him in a tree?
Do you like Cal laughing with me?
If Cal were your pal, you'd giggle all day.
If Cal were your pal, you'd be made of hay.

Hey I am not made of hay.
Hey you say?
No, HAY I SAID.
Get that song out of your head.
What's that upstairs in between Cal's ears?
Why it's more than Mish has, we fear!

Stop laughing at me Cal.
Stop looking at me Cal.
Stop singing my favorite song, Cal.
Stop stop stop
Funny bones Cal Bones!